Helping out a friend

I got together with ######## for dinner on Thursday night. It's always good to catch up with good friends from time to time. Now that we've all graduated and moved on to (hopefully) bigger and better things, it's become harder and harder to keep in touch with people, especially if they're not local. It's great to be able to talk about all sorts of random off-beat things... =D

Anyway, if you're a straight Asian guy, of the summa-cum-laude-from-top-10-colleges caliber (except from Harvard***), and loaded with money, [and single, I suppose] she's interested in talking to you. She'll clean your very big house for you, do all the gardening, and probably will want to have your kids eventually. Oh, she does not cook, but don't let that get in the way, since you can always eat out and hire a cook with all the money you have. She loves to eat. ;o)

*** From a school where like 90% of each class graudates with cum laude distinction, it's kinda watered down. =P