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Delirium

2/21/2006

Horror Stories from Ground Zero

I was in the men's room around lunch time... While I was peeing, somebody flushed in one of the two stalls, got out of the stall, and proceeded to walk straight out of the men's room. I heard nothing from the faucet, nothing from the sink, and nothing from the paper towel dispenser... no nothing... Is it me, or does this sound rather fishy?? o_O I don't know what's worse; peeing without washing hands, or pooing without washing hands. I wonder how these kind of people live with themselves. =T

The only clue I have to this person's identity is his white sneakers. (And I have a hunch about who it might be) I hope I don't have to shake hands with this guy in my lifetime.

So after the nasty guy left, I heard someone in the other stall mutter: "c'mon now". (*scratches head and wonders what was going on*)

OK. I think I'm going to use the restrooms on the other floors more often from now on.

2 Comments:

  • You take "toilet hands" to a new level. I had defined "toilet hands" as newly washed (i.e. semi-wet) hands after exiting the restroom... as for unwashed hands. Just wow (although not quite to the level of "how do these people live with themselves").

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/23/2006 12:00 AM  

  • I believe my roommate Tracy does the exact same thing. She refuses to pay for hand soap because she says she never uses it. And once I saw her come out of the bathroom and just going straight to her room. No wonder my other 2 roommates are sick right now.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/08/2006 10:51 AM  

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