Salads

When I get lunch at work, the food usually comes with some sort of side salad. I don't have anything against vegetables, cooked or raw, but I don't like it when they start getting "creative" and mess with my salad.

I like MANLY salads (dunno if this is an oxymoron, or if such a term even exists). I like it straight up: leaves/stems, dressing, and nuts (from time to time). I don't like other random crap that they try to toss on these salads to jazz things up a bit. I don't like strange moldy/smelly cheeses (stick to the basic American/Swiss/cheddar/mozarella/parmesan); I don't like random fruit bits cut in funny ways (fruits and vinegar/oil just don't mix); I don't like having to spend any time picking out the items listed above; I especially don't like strange, foul, cheesy surprises in my mouth after failing to detect a stranded bit stuck to the underside of a leave, like Millenium Falcon inside an asteriod in Star Wars Episode V. Just.... leave my salads alone.